Koj puas nco qab tias ob peb nkawm khau uas koj yuav rau kev ruam thiab tsis nyiam tshaj plaws? Tab sis peb npaj siab sib cav hais tias txawm tias koj tshaj plaws khau npau los yog khau boots tsis tau sib tw nyob rau hauv kev tsis ncaj nrog cov nrws ntawm peb cov khoom!
Qhov tseeb tiag, peb tseem tsis to taub - vim li cas nws thiaj raug tsim, thiab leej twg ua rau nws sim, tab sis lawv yeej paub tseeb tias tsis muaj leej twg yuav yuav nws nyob hauv lub siab mos siab muag!
1. Cov khau plaub khau? Thiab yog dab tsi - qhov zoo rau tickle ib tug neeg lub qab haus huv!
2. Thiab peb tau ceeb toom tias peb yuav ua rau peb pom cov khau daig ntawm qhov sau xwb!
3. Thiab yog leej twg tuaj nrog no tsim?
4. Pom zoo, qhov qauv yog qhov tseem ceeb!
5. Leej twg xav taug kev li no?
6. Qhia rau kuv tias yog vim licas?
7. Cov hnub qub tamsim no yuav zoo siab!
8. Peb cia siab tias qhov khub no yuav tsis yog qhov zoo!
9. Tias yeej zoo dua tshaj hnav cov khau khiab nrog ib qho kev thuam!
10. Au, qhov kev xav no pib ua rau peb ntshai!
11. Tuaj txiav txim tsis tau - puas yog qhov txhaum cai tiv thaiv nkawm khau lossis ris tsho?
12. Tshem nyiaj - qhov no yog daim ntawv couture!
13. Npaj kev lom zem tuaj!
14. Tsuas yog lub sijhawm rau lub caij puam!
15. Rau cov tub ntxhais ntaus kis las feem ntau!
16. Peb xav tias nws tsis tuaj yeem ua phem dua, tab sis koj ...
17. Thiab qhov no yog ib tus qauv tiag!
18. Tsuas yog txais - cov khau txawm tias leej twg hnug!
19. Oops, thiab qhov no yog frank heev thiab tau ntxim hlub ...
20. Tiam sis tus phooj ywg zoo!
21. Qhov no puas yog qhov qhia txog kev hwm rau tus tswv ntawm daim tawv nqaij?
22. Rau romantically brutal machos!
23. Rau ib tug neeg peb twb pom xws li ...
24. Los yog tej zaum lawv kuj muab tawm ib qho dawb WI-FI?
25. Qhov kev sau no pib ua rau peb lub siab tsis muaj zog!
26. Thaum kuv loj hlob, tab sis tseem pheej saib Bob Bob Sponge!
27. Los sis tej zaum lawv zoo siab heev!
28. Qhwv pauv? Qhov no yog ntau dhau!
29. Peb tsis npaj siab rau cov khau khiab no zoo li no!
30. Tsis yog, koj ob lub qhov muag tsis dag rau koj - cov no yog lub nkoj nrog cov txiv mis!