Ib lub tiab liab, ib lub tsev thiab ib lub tshuab ntaus ntawv, cov khau liab, ib lub hnab ntim, ib tug aub ... Zoo, tsis muaj txim, blondes li cas, yog dab tsi heev!
1. Ua ntej, txhua tus xav tias lawv yog ruam.
Li ntawd, yog tias koj nyob hauv teb chaws Africa, vim li cas koj thiaj dawb?
2. ... los yog sab nqaij sab.
Qhov kev ua si nkaus xwb uas kuv ua yog khw. Yuav ua li cas yog tias kev ua si nawv? Taug kev, ntawm chav kawm! Zoo, thiab khiav, thaum txo thiab muag khoom ...
3. ... los yog kev phem.
Li ntawd, koj tawm hauv kuv vim kuv dhau lawm ... daj?!
4. ... los yog bitch.
Koj tuaj yeem hu rau kuv tus ntxhais fuabtais Peris los yog ib tug bitch xwb.
5. Cov pojniam plaub hau daj yeej paub tias txhua feeb nyob hauv lub hnub tsis muaj lub siab kub hnyiab tuaj yeem tig mus rau hauv qhov muag daj.
6. Lwm qhov teeb meem yog lub hauv paus. Lawv yuav tsum tau lossi tas li.
- Dab tsi?! Dua?!
"Tsis dua, tab sis dua!"
7. Hnub no muaj xim zoo nkauj.
Dab tsi?
8. Thiab ammonia ntshai heev thaum nws tsis zoo.
Jehuu ...
9. Thaum thim rov qab melirovanii muaj kev pheej hmoo ntawm kev zoo li ib tug neeg txaij.
10. Siv sij hawm los kos tsom txhom.
11. Yog tias tsis muaj lub ntsej muag ntawm cov plaub muag li yog tias tsis yog.
12. Lipstick liab zoo nkaus li tsis zoo siab heev.
13. Dub eyeliner ua rau lawv zoo li cov menyuam ntxhais-npaj txhij.
14. Koj yuav tsum ceev faj thaum xaiv xim dawb hauv lub khaub zig.
... tsis txhob saib daj ntseg.
15. ... thiab liab dawb.
Peb zoo nkauj heev.
... tsis zoo li Barbie.
16. qhov teeb meem tsis muaj xaus - cais tawm hnub!
17. Cov plaub hau daj yog greased sai dua cov plaub hau ntawm lwm cov xim. Kev Ntxub Ntxaug
18. Ib qho loj ntawm cov zawv plaub hau ua rau blondes zoo li grey grannies.
19. Chlor yog tus yeeb ncuab!
Tsuas yog thaum koj ntxuav koj cov plaub hau tom qab da dej tas lawm, txwv tsis pub nws yuav ntsuab.
20. Yog hais tias blondes dye lawv cov plaub hau nyob rau hauv lwm yam xim, lawv saib daj ntseg.
21. Tab sis qhov phem tshaj plaws, lawv txhua hnub "poob" lawv cov plaub hau, zoo li ntxig golden retrievers.
Tab sis tseem blondes yog adorable!