Tau kawg, Singapore tsis muaj npe rau nws qhov kev xav xwb, tab sis lawv tseem nco tau tias nws yog ib txoj kev txhaum tsis qhia.
1. Qee qhov tshwm sim ntawm no yog stupefying.
Nws raug txwv tsis pub ua si ntawm chaw ua si.
2. Ib co Singaporean cov ncauj lus tau hais tawm tsam lawv tus kheej.
Muaj dab tsi ua?
Tua lub kite
Txawm tias tsis tsim nyog nws
Thov txim
Nws yog qhov zoo dua uas yuav nrhiav tau koj tus kheej txoj haujlwm ntxiv
3. Qee qhov tshwm sim rau cov neeg nyob.
Tsis muaj tsom iav thaum hmo ntuj
Nws tsis txias
4. Muaj cov cim ceeb toom hauv Singapore.
Nco ntsoov thov!
Ceev faj txog kev txaus ntshai
5. Tsuas yog nyob hauv lub tebchaws no koj tuaj yeem ntsib ib tug txiv neej, nws zoo nkaus li, npaj rau txhua yam.
6. Singapore - lub teb chaws ntawm superheroes.
Batman Bean Superman
7. Qhov no yog li cas qhov kev tshaj tawm hauv lub ntiaj teb "Pepsi" zoo li cas.
8. Thiab ntawm no muaj cov tshaj plaws qab "Pringle" - nrog saj ntawm roob ris thiab seaweed.
9. Mus nqa ib qho chaw hauv Singapore, koj tuaj yeem muab tso rau ib pob ntwg ntawm nws.
10. Lossis qee qhov khib nyiab.
11. Muaj cov ntses loj heev!
Thiab los ntawm lawv koj tau txais cov khoom noj txom ncauj zoo tshaj plaws uas koj tau ua tas sim neej.
12. Dheev kuv xav tau cov qos yaj ywm tom qab? Thov hais kom ib feem ntawm lub tshuab tshwj xeeb.
Puree
13. Tsuas yog hauv Singapore koj tuaj yeem muas ib qho khoom ua si "Hare-Hitler".
14. Los yog ntau yam coj txawv txawv.
Txiv neej pojniam plab hnyuv siab raum
15. Hmo Singapore yog tag nrho ntawm xws ... buzzing surprises.
16. Cov neeg tuaj ntawm no tuaj yeem hnav ua daim ntawv, thiab lawv tsis txhawj txog hlo li.
17. Qhov feem ntau cov yeeb yaj kiab smog yog kev tshwm sim ib txwm rau Singapore.
Nag hmo thaum sawv ntxov
Nag hmo thaum tsaus ntuj
Hnub no
18. Ntau lub tsheb tavxij hauv zos yog cov neeg ua haujlwm loj heev uas lawv ua si ntawm kev sib pauv hloov ncaj nraim rau lub log.
19. Thiab nyob rau hauv lub Cua Force muaj ntau heev txias hais mav.
20. Hauv Singapore, koj tsis tuaj yeem yuav cov pos hniav zom dawb - tsuas yog los ntawm cov tshuaj.
Qhov teeb meem yog tias cov zom zom zaws feem ntau yuav daig hauv lub qhov rooj subway, thiab thiaj li tsis tas qeeb zog, nkag mus rau lawv yuav tsum tsis txhob muaj kev txwv.
21. Koj tsis tuaj yeem haus dej hauv lub nroog subway kom tsis muaj kua qaub, thiab tsis muaj ib daim ntawv qhia.
22. Txuas mus rau ntawm no tuaj yeem raug suav ua kev ua phem lossis ua phem.
Koj tsis tuaj yeem paub tseeb tias nws tsis yog molester.