Koj puas xav muab koj tus me nyuam nco txog menyuam yaus? Ces ntawm no yog koj kev tshoov siab.
Txhua tus niam txiv qhia ib teev ib zaug dhau ib zaug. Zoo, ua li cas yog tias tsim nyog ntawm cov menyuam yaus tsis tuaj yeem npaj txiav txim siab txog qee yam xov xwm, thiab lawv tsis paub txhua yam. Tau, thiab leej twg raug mob los ntawm txoj kev ntseeg hauv Santa Claus los yog Tooth Fairy, yog li ntawd, cov menyuam yaus xav paub, tshoov siab thiab tseem ceeb tshaj plaws - khoom plig ntau!
Tab sis nco ntsoov tias qhov dag kuj yuav tsum muaj mob rau nruab nrab, vim hais tias yog ib tus neeg tshawb nrhiav pom tau tias koj muaj lub dag zog, koj lub koob npe yuav damped ib zaug thiab rau tag nrho ... Txawm hais tias peb pom 15 zoo thiab muaj lub siab ntsws mini-dab neeg uas cov niam txiv "deceived" lawv tus me nyuam, tab sis tom qab ntawd lawv muaj qhov zoo tshaj plaws nco txog lawv thaum yau!
1. "Kuv twb yeej ib txwm fascinated los ntawm lub cosmos. Thiab thaum kuv tseem hluas heev, kuv txiv coj nws tus ntiv tes, thiab sai li sai tau nws tsaus ntuj, nqa nws mus rau lawn. Thaum peb mus pw, nws pom hauv lub qhov rais uas nws tau dai ib hli rau kuv. Ob peb xyoos dhau los nws tuag, tab sis txhua hmo thaum kuv pom lub hli saum ntuj, Kuv nco txog nws ... "
2. "Kuv niam yog ib tus kws kho mob tshwj xeeb! Tag nrho kuv tus me nyuam nws tso khoom qab zib rau hauv kev pub dawb thiab txawm tias yaum kom tau noj ib nkawg. Tab sis cov zaub txhob txwm nkaum hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm kuv, nws hais tias qhov no yog ib qho kev kho tshwj xeeb thiab lawv tuaj yeem noj tau thaum noj hmo thiab tom qab ntawd tshwj xeeb. Thiab nws ua haujlwm! Thaum kuv muaj rau xyoo, nyob rau kuv hnub yug es tsis muaj lub ncuav mog qab zib kuv thov kom noj lub tais ntawm Brussels hlav! "
3. "Raws li ib tug me nyuam, kuv tau hais lus phem heev. Feem ntau, kuv tsis tau raug cawm dim ntawm kuv, thiab ua raws li kuv "tsis muaj", kuv niam kuv txiv hais rau kuv tias nyob rau hauv ib lub hlis ib tug neeg tsuas muab 10,000 lo lus xwb. Thiab yog nws! Lo lus tom qab, nws tsis tuaj yeem hais lub cev! Thiab nyob hauv cov sij hawm thaum kuv yog lus tshwj xeeb, kuv txiv yuav hais tias: "Ua zoo dev tom, koj lub cim twb dhau mus txog 9,000 lawm. Koj yuav tsum xav txog nws." Koj puas xav tias nws tsis pab? "
4. "Kuv txiv hais tias yog kuv tu ib lub pob zeb txawv txav uas loj tuaj, thiab qhov kuv ua siab ntev yuav txaus kom txog thaum lub caij nws loj hlob nres, ces nws yuav yuav kuv tus dev. Thiab koj paub, txhua txhua hnub kuv tau ntxuav thiab ntxhua nws, thiab thaum kuv mus kawm ntawv, kuv txiv tau tshawb nrhiav lub pob zeb no, tsuas yog me ntsis ntxiv, thiab muab tso rau hauv nws qhov chaw ... "
5. "Kuv thiab kuv tus nus tsis nyiam ntxuav. Thiab cov niam txiv tau pib qhia rau peb tias peb muaj lwm tus kwv tij uas tsis nyiam nyiam da dej thiab tig mus rau hauv ... MUSHROOM! Tsis tas li ntawd, lawv txawm tau muab nws daim duab rau hauv ib tsev neeg album! "
6. "Ib lub suab paj nruag feem ntau tau los ntawm peb txoj kev, nyob rau hauv lub khob dej khov muag. Tab sis kuv niam kuv txiv tau hais tias yog suab paj nruag suab, nws txhais tau hais tias ... lub khob dej qab zib tau tas lawm! "
7. "Peb tus ntxhais tsis kam noj pluag noj, thiab ua cas nws qhia nws rau daim ntawv no, peb tuaj nrog nws lub tswv yim hu nws ua" Argentine chicken. " Tab sis nws tsis ntev ntev - kuv pog tuaj thiab puas ntsoog txhua yam ... "
8. "Thaum kuv tseem yog menyuam yaus, kuv txiv hais rau kuv tias cov khoom ua si loj hlob hauv cov nroj tsuag hauv vaj. Thiab yog tias kuv pounce lawv tag nrho, ces, thaum kawg, ib txhia yuav dhia tawm rau kuv. Thiab koj paub, Kuv ntseeg nyob rau hauv nws rau ib ntev lub sij hawm ...! "
9. "Thaum peb mus nrog Grandad ntawm txoj kev loj, nws hais rau kuv tias txoj kev ceev tshaj plaws kom paub cov nhiav ntawm cov nyuj ntawm thaj av yog suav lawv ob txhais ceg thiab faib los ntawm 4. Tiam sis tus yawm txiv tseem yog tus vaj ntxwv ntawm trolling!"
10. "Raws li ib tug me nyuam, tus neeg txiv plig tus thawj coj hais tias nws zoo li pleev xim pleev xim rau thaj tsam ntawm Dalmatians, hais tias tom qab nws lawv txawm entrusted kos dots on ladybirds. Thiab koj paub, Kuv xyov ntseeg nws ... "
11. "Kuv hnov zaj dab neeg tsis txaus ntseeg tam li tus menyuam hauv khw. Tom qab ntawd tus neeg nyob ze tus tub tau nruj me ntsis los ntawm kev nce lub coconuts. Raws li nws, cov no ... dais qe! "
12. "Niam txiv tau xauv lub qhov rooj ntawm peb thiab thov kom peb tsis txhob qhib, raws li nws nyob sab nraum qhov rooj pab Pope dai daim duab, thiab peb yuav ntaus nws. Damn nws, pes tsawg hmo peb sawv nyob rau hauv lub qhov rooj ... "
13. "Kuv txiv yog ib tug kiv cua loj ntawm kas fes. Feem ntau nws haus 2-3 khob ib hnub, tab sis kuv tau ntseeg tias kuv tuaj yeem ua kuv thawj zaug haus dej haus cawv hauv xwb. 16. Txwv tsis pub, nws yog txwv los ntawm txoj cai. Thiab tom qab ntawd thaum 16 xyoo, thaum kuv xub ua kasfes nyob rau ntawm Starbucks, Kuv pheej xav tias kuv yuav raug ntes! "
14. "Thaum kuv tseem hluas, kuv ntseeg kuv txiv cov lus hais tias lub TV yuav tawg yog tias kuv nias lub khawm ntawm kev tswj chaw taws teeb. Thaum kuv loj hlob tuaj, muaj ntau yam txwv tsis pub hnav cov nyees khawm. Tiam sis muaj ib hnub, tawm ntawm kev xav, kuv tau nias lawv thiab ... paub tias qhov "porn channels" tom qab lawv! "
15. "Peb niam tau zoo nkauj heev! Raws li ib tug me nyuam, nws hais rau peb tias xim av M & M'S tsis tuaj yeem yog - lawv tau ua rau cov laus xwb. Peb tau xaiv thiab muab tag nrho cov khoom qab zib xim av rau nws. Thiab tam sim no peb siv nws tus kheej ... "